abc’s of blaine anderson ⇁ solos
Klaine - The First Time (3) - French audio (with English Translation)
They really messed up this one, you’ll see.
Auditorium Scene :
K : Shouldn’t we be at the party?
B : I have to rehearse. I’m messed up this move earlier. I know I can do better.
K : That’s the magic of the theater : the next day we always have the chance to make up for [a mistake]. Personally, I thought both of you were great.
B : Thank you. You impressed them with your Officer Krupke. The audience was ecstatic.
K : I have to be the star, I can’t help it!
B : Don’t apologize. You were great. (But he didn’t apologize!!)
K : All your friends were here. The Warblers.
B : Yeah.
K : Sebastian… They loved it.
B : Come here. Give me your hand. Hold it to your heart.
K : Like the song?
B : Like the song, yeah. Kurt… I don’t care at all about him. I’m not interested in Sebastian.
You were right… I was despicable the other night. (That was the closest translation I had. It sounds much stronger in English, it’s not that bad in French).
I drank too much. I’m sorry.
K : You even topped the time you made out with Rachel. (See, how they change the whole meaning of the sentence!)
I’m sorry, too. I would have liked to be your gay bar diva, but it’s not really my thing. I’m an incurable romantic. (Gay bar diva…)
B : Yes, and so what?
K : Oh, you drive me crazy! (Nooo, why do they ruin their beautiful sentences!)
I love you, and tonight on that stage you were outstanding. I’m proud of you!
B : I hope so. I want to be your idol. (WTH?!)
Um… Artie is throwing a party at Breadstix. Would you like to go me? (I don’t understand, Kurt already asked about the party.)
K : No. I want to go to your house.
B : Yeah, okay.
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“But what are you promising?”
The entire Klaine Box Scene livestream that aired on May 29th, 2012 at 8 pm EST.
Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)
K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).
B : I thought that’s what we wanted.
K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business.
B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!
K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window?
B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.
K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)
B : Stop it, you turn me on!
